Redefining moments - Emphasis

Rethinking minutes Rethinking minutes Numerous experts may need to utilize innovative or sidelong intuition in their work, yet heres an opposition that welcomes anybody to do only that for singular words. This is the alleged Washington Post Mensa Invitational for which neither one of the organizations appears to be set up to guarantee credit. The test: to amusingly reclassify either a typical word, or one that has been unpretentiously changed by a letter or two (or, to place it in well known political stating, that has experienced redaction*.) While the opposition itself might be something of a urban legend, passages obviously fill the paper yearly. Unsolicited** or not, here are a few features from the 2009 clump (in addition to our very own couple, beneath). Clear elective definitions Espresso n. The individual upon whom one hacks. Surprised adj. Shocked by finding how much weight one has picked up. Babble n. A quickly retreating hairline. Bypass n. An opening in the front of fighter shorts worn by Jewish men. Quietly changed re-imagined words Giraffiti n. Vandalism shower painted extremely, high. Sarchasm n. The bay between the creator of wry mind and the individual who doesnt get it. Decafalon n. The tiresome occasion of traversing the day expending just things that are beneficial for you. Pointless^? Maybe. In any case, you may never take a gander at another word an incredible same way again. On the off chance that you have any recommendations for, or assessments on, these Semantex ^^ trickeries, leave them here. *Redaction n. Socialist daily agenda. **Unsolicited adj. Ready to stroll past a shady area of town unchecked. ^Pointless adj. [colloquial Birmingham] Left out of a bar round. ^^Semantex n. The act of changing the implications of words with hazardous results.